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Recent Movie Reviews

Double Dragon - Duke (1) Double Dragon - Duke (1)

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Word to the wise...

Don't solicit for leniency because it's your first flash. By doing that you're just asking to get deliberately bad marks.

Wacked - Cops Wacked - Cops

Rated 1 / 5 stars

It was bad.

You have the right idea here, the execution is just weak at best.

Clock Destroyer Clock Destroyer

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I liked that.

It was well directed. I like how you made the clocks get their asses kicked believably. Oh well, I don't share your hatred for them though.

Recent Game Reviews

Fast Food Foolies Fast Food Foolies

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Not bad.

The graphics were a bit lame, especially the backdrops. I like the use of 3-D to vector in this one, but you might want to invest a little more time into making the Poser models more detailed. The backdrops were lame as hell and the music was a little anti-climactic, plus I didn't like the effects very much, so I give it a so-so.

flashkingdom responds:

If we had put in more detail on the models the game would have doubled in size. The backdrops were traced from actuall photos, in an ACTUALL Dairy Queen. As for the music, we needed something that was not huge. In conclusion, you can go eat a dick.

Dress-Up Lady Dress-Up Lady

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Nice hair.

I like the hair, but unfortunately that doesn't save the fact that there's nothing too it. Nice hair though.